One of my favorite things about the Epic Riders 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo is the team names. Check out some of my favorites:
4 Person Single Speed:
- Singles Sells SeashellsbytheSeashore
- A Derailleur Killed My Family
- One Gear Full Beer
- Abusement Park
4 Person Men’s Open:
- Johnny Cash Slept Here
- Team Bacon Strip
- Spacely Sprokets
- rollin rollin man my nuts r swollen
- WorkTooMuchToBeRacing
- Hold my beer,watch this
4 PersonWomen’s Open:
5 Person Coed:
- Cactus if you can!
- wrasslin Hillbillies
- Cactus Cartel
- Dirty Tucson Tri Girls & Token Dude
- Weapons of Ass Destruction
- The Laptastic Five
- my mom thinks i’m fast
- 9 Good Ankles
- Good For What Ales You
Corporate:
Duo men and women:
- Biggest Little Drunk Cyclists
- King and Queen of Pain
- Dolphins Are Just Gay Sharks
- Team Mooseknuckle
- Abercrotchity & Bitch
- The Tall Pink Ducks
- 1 Taco Short of a Combination
Solo men and women:
- Dude where’s my team?
- Your Pace or Mine
- El Freako From Rico
- 7 more then 29 and Keener
- Solo Single But Not Available
- Bikes For Boobs (Mammograms In Action)
- What, What, What Am I Doing?
- WHAT TEAM?
- Wait, This Isn’t a Road Bike Race
Which ones are your favorites?








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