One of my favorite things about the Epic Riders 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo is the team names. Check out some of my favorites:

4 Person Single Speed:

• Singles Sells SeashellsbytheSeashore
• A Derailleur Killed My Family
• One Gear Full Beer
• Abusement Park

4 Person Men’s Open:

• Johnny Cash Slept Here
• Team Bacon Strip
• Spacely Sprokets
• rollin rollin man my nuts r swollen
• WorkTooMuchToBeRacing
• Hold my beer,watch this

4 PersonWomen’s Open:

• Single Speed Sweetness
• Backcountry Babes
• The Spinerettes

5 Person Coed:

• Cactus if you can!
• wrasslin Hillbillies
• Cactus Cartel
• Dirty Tucson Tri Girls & Token Dude
• Weapons of Ass Destruction
• The Laptastic Five
• my mom thinks i’m fast
• 9 Good Ankles
• Good For What Ales You

Corporate:

• Fly’n Naked Apes
• Polka Dot Speedos
• The CrankArmStrongs
• Habub

Duo men and women:

• Biggest Little Drunk Cyclists
• King and Queen of Pain
• Dolphins Are Just Gay Sharks
• Team Mooseknuckle
• Abercrotchity & Bitch
• The Tall Pink Ducks
• 1 Taco Short of a Combination

Solo men and women:

• Dude where’s my team?
• Your Pace or Mine
• El Freako From Rico
• 7 more then 29 and Keener
• Solo Single But Not Available
• Bikes For Boobs (Mammograms In Action)
• What, What, What Am I Doing?
• WHAT TEAM?
• Wait, This Isn’t a Road Bike Race

Which ones are your favorites?

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• Sights, sounds and team names from 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo
• Record breaking weekend at the 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo
• Registration closing for 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo
• Photos: 2012 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo
• Photos from 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo